Tiny chaos, big feelings

24 Hours as a Parent

Dodge toys, collect floor snacks, and try to make it through the day before parental meltdown.

Hours survived 0.0

Dinner scraps 0

Meltdown meter 3

Best day 0.0h

Ready for breakfast chaos?

Use arrow keys or swipe to change lanes. Press space or swipe up to jump. Press down or swipe down to duck flying bedtime books.

Parental meltdown

You survived 0.0 hours.

Today's dinner: floor banana and optimism.

Keyboard: arrow keys, space, or W/A/S/D. Mobile: swipe or use the buttons. Sprites are emoji placeholders for now, with notes in `game.js` for pixel art.